John Grimes often welcomed his guests with the phrase "Come In. This
is Liberty Hall; you can spit on the mat and call the cat a bastard!". There
seems to be some interest in the origin of this quote.
One of the earliest variations of this quote seems to comes from the Oliver Goldsmith
play "She Stoops to Conquer" written in 1773. The quote goes "Mr. Marlow—Mr. Hastings—gentlemen—pray
be under no constraint in this house. This is Liberty-hall, gentlemen. You may do
just as you please here." (www.bartleby.com/18/3/2.html)
A. Bertram Chandler used the phrase and it is used in nearly all the John Grimes
books. It is first used in "The Road to the Rim" published in If magazine in 1967.
It was supposed to be used by Robert Heinlein in a "A Stranger in a Strange Land"
which was first published in 1961. This does not appear to be correct. He has Jubal
Harshaw say to Jill: "This is Freedom Hall, my dear. Everyone does absolutely as
he pleases ... then if he does something I don't like, I just kick him the hell
out." Similar concept but the words are different. So unless anyone can prove otherwise
I will attribute it to Chandler.
A Bertram Chandler used the phrase in nearly all the John Grimes novels.
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Chandler used a few variations in his novels. These include
“Thank you, Mr, Flannery. Mind if I sit down?”
“Not at all, not at all, Captain. This is Liberty Hall. Ye can spit on the mat
“Call Ned a bastard? He mightn’t like it.”
-From The Big Black Mark.
“Come In. This is Liberty Hall; you can piss out of the window
and put my only sister in the family way”
Captain Onlsow of the Triton
Other bastards in fiction
'What ho, my old boiler,' she screeched above the din. 'See you turned up, then.
Have a drink. Have two. Wotcher, Magrat. Pull up a chair and call the cat a bastard.'
-Nanny Ogg talking to Granny Weatherwax in 'Sourcery' by Terry Pratchett