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Aural Delights Nov 2008

The A Bertram Chandler Story UFO is now available as an audio podcast from Starship Sofa Aural Delights No 48






















"I have no intention of flying into a screaming tizzy"

from Matilda's Stepchildren

"... out on the Galactic Rim things are very iffy and if you fart really hard your're liable to blow yourself on to an Alternate Time Track."

A. Bertram Chandler

"Out of the frying pan and into the washing up water"

from Matilda's Stepchildren

"I'm sorry. I'm broadminded, but I've no intention either of undressing or making love in public."

from Seeing Eye

"They're insisting that I carry some snot-nosed ensign or junior lieutenant with me as an observer ---"

from The Last Hunt

"All transplanted cultures are odd. And some are odd before transplantation."

from The Last Amazon

"Come In. This is Liberty Hall; you can piss out of the window and put my only sister in the family way"

Captain Onlsow of the Triton